My profile:
I'm the punk rock big dick bully that you've been waiting to be ignored by. It’s not that I’m intimidating, it’s just that you’re intimidated. Plus, I’m bigger. I win.
This turns me on:
Money, music, the look on people's faces when they see the size of my dick, your girlfriend/wife, and smoking.
This turns me off:
Idiots, broke ass dudes trying to get me to care, country music, your boyfriend/husband.